One Thousand and One Uses

Our beta testers report their unique uses for the pants. These stories highlight the diversity of ways that these pants support you doing you.

Not Just for Peeing — Highliner

She needs Chickfly pants because when she highlines, she needs to evacuate her bowels immediately. Once she harnesses up, but before she steps on the line, an adrenaline rush surges through her, and she’s urgently gotta go. Yes she is a responsible "blue-bag" user, packing out her poo. By talking about it, we support her. By her openness about it, she supports Chickfly.

Even as prototypes, these pants quickly became my favorites for their sheer comfort, ease of use, and gorgeous, flattering style. But after years of use, I'm now shocked at just how many problems they solve. They make so many things I do easier and safer, from jumping off my motorcycle to pee on the side of the road without having to remove my gear, to being able to pee safely in harness hours into a multi-pitch climb. They were not only the only pants that fit perfectly all through pregnancy but also the only ones to accommodate the frequent pregnant pee stops with minimal effort or exposure. Now that my baby's here, they're just as useful while baby-carrying, as I can pee without taking him or the carrier off. They truly enable independence and adventure and, like all the best inventions, now that I live with them, I can't imagine living without. — K. Shea

You Might be a Fly Chick if...

you take road trips

your garden needs fertilizer

you don't have a pot to piss in

you’re too sexy for your pants

you like secret pockets

you want to flaunt it

your modesty demands it

you wanna write your name in the snow

you've laughed so hard you've peed your pants

you race the Iditarod

you think equality matters

you think the bushes look better than the line

you pee from a cliff in a harness

you are macho enough to have a pissing contest

you are a climate activist

you want to win the race