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From the Women who Wear Chickfly Pants

One Thousand and One Uses

Our beta testers report their unique uses for the pants. These stories highlight the diversity of ways that these pants support you doing you.

Adventurer

She is a speech pathologist with a love for adventure. Wearing Chickfly pants a mile high.

Pregnant Mom

She now carries the baby that was in her belly and recently texted me "Latest best use for Chickfly is peeing while baby carrying - so much better". She is a programmer for a publishing company and is a badass and new mom.

Badass

This climber scales the granite peaks of the Sierras. She brings her camping gear in an abrasion and water proof bag. She uses Chickfly when hanging from a rope or in a tight spot.

Yoga traveler

This free spirit does yoga splits in Chickfly. She has spent much time in Argentina riding horses and guiding trips in the highlands near Patagonia.

Not Just for Peeing — Highliner

She needs Chickfly pants because when she highlines, she needs to evacuate her bowels immediately. Once she harnesses up, but before she steps on the line, an adrenaline rush surges through her, and she’s urgently gotta go. Yes she is a responsible "blue-bag" user, packing out her poo. By talking about it, we support her. By her openness about it, she supports Chickfly.

Traveler

She travels the cities of the world, works in marketing, and challenges norms. She is in a polyamorous marriage and went to DC just to be there for the election. Wearing Chickfly pants in New York.

Farmer

She runs a Family Cow Farmstand in Vermont where she sells raw milk and butter. Her daughter has a matching pair of Chickfly pants.

Grandma

She lives on the land, takes van trips to Baja, hikes the Sierras, and watches her grandsons. Today she is wearing Chickfly pants in the morning light.

Wanderer

She loves sensuality, outer-space, (eco)glitter, and cares about the environment. Featured wearing Chickfly pants on a walk along the tracks.

Festie

She's got him by the Chickfly, and he's just playin’ with the mystery man in the boa. Dancing in Chickfly plants, Eastern Washington.

Scientist

She works as a soil scientist in Oregon, does karate, and leads educational backping trips up Mount Lassen.

Climber

She is a fashion designer, does splits while hanging from a rope on a rock wall, and dances. Wearing her Chickfly pants while climbing, Bay Area.

Canoer

She lives on a permaculture farm, has gone back to school full time, is adventurous, and enjoys the seven different oak species on her property. Wearing Chickfly pants while on a lake with her boyfriend in Mendocino County.

You Might be a Fly Chick if...

you take road trips

your garden needs fertilizer

you don't have a pot to piss in

you’re too sexy for your pants

you like secret pockets

you want to flaunt it

your modesty demands it

you wanna write your name in the snow

you've laughed so hard you've peed your pants

you race the Iditarod

you think equality matters

you think the bushes look better than the line

you pee from a cliff in a harness

you are macho enough to have a pissing contest

you are a climate activist

you want to win the race

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