[ Discussing Chickfly, Season 8, Episode 91]

“Do you know how much I would pay for a penis that I could fly all over the place?  So I didn’t have to go and sit and use, and...squat in the woods. You’re lucky, you could just be on a hike and da da da da da, and no one would even be the wiser that you’re urinating. We can’t do that, I mean we can’t just go werrrrrr, No!” 

— Chelsea Handler

“Because every chick needs the freedom to piss... wherever she wants. VAGINA POWER!”

— Michael K.